ALL DESIGNS AND SLOGANS ON THESE STICKERS – EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE – ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY LIKENESSES ARE ILLUSTRATED… POORLY. THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTS CONTAIN AGGRESSIVE ADHESIVE AND DUE TO THEIR CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE STUCK ANYWHERE BY ANYONE.

He’s forgotten more about fly fishing than most of us will ever learn – and now he’s a sticker. Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and built to survive a season on your water bottle, rod tube, truck window, or boat cooler. Roughly 3″ – small enough to slap anywhere, big enough to start a conversation at the boat launch.

• Die-cut, weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
• Roughly 3″ – fits water bottles, rod tubes, truck windows, and boat coolers
• Peel-and-stick backing for easy application

Disclaimer: The angler depicted is a real human being, used with full permission and a firm handshake. All fish stories associated with this sticker are dramatized. Any resemblance to trout you have personally landed is aspirational. Side effects may include unsolicited casting advice.